Friday, November 6, 2009

An Open Letter to The Progressive Commercial Lady

Dear Flo, I just wanted to let you know that I hate every single commercial you're in and want to stab out my eyes every time they come onscreen. I hate your stupid face and annoying voice and do not think anything about you is funny. In fact, the only Flo I'm a fan of is the Kiss-My-Grits kind (she ruled).I'm sure you've heard of my love for the Free Credit guy. Well, my endless love for him is the exact amount I hate you. Please cease to exist. Un-sincerely, Pinky Lovejoy p.s. Progressive is also a load of crap. My insurance is WAY less. So, that makes you a liar, too.

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