Dear Robin Wright: Holy toledo! Divorce has done you well. Kudos on looking super sexy.Dear Katie: Is it wrong that for a moment there I thought TC was shrinking? But, obviously he's not around - you're actually looking fairly presentable. Dear John Mayer: Thank you for your new album, as I've been playing a few of the songs non-stop. However, the orgasm face has GOT to stop. No one likes it.Dear Anthony Michael Hall: Remember when you were Farmer Ted on Sixteen Candles and sold tickets to see Molly Ringwald's panties? I miss him.