Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Things I Hate Wednesday

And now, without any further adieu, may I present Things I Hate Wednesday: 1) People who eat with their mouth open There is someone at work (gender neutral, once again, of course) who eats lunch at their desk and, for some unknown reason, thinks it's OK to have very loud conversations whilst eating said lunch. That, my friends, is the epitome of rude and it takes every last ounce of self-control not to stand up and scream. One of these days I fear I'm going to snap.
2) Mean People
Dear America: If you can't take the jokes on my blog or think they're funny in the way they were intended, then STOP READING MY BLOG. I don't need mean comments or rude emails telling me to ease up on outfits the celebrities wear. They are JOKES - get it? Also, for the record, with the exception of TC (who I'd still ask for a picture, who are we kidding), I also don't make fun of anyone I *actually* hate. If I hated them, they would not be found on my blog. Ever. There are certain celebrities (who I won't even mention by name because they're already media whores and don't need any extra attention) who will never be on here. Period. Yes, they also wear ridiculous outfits, but I don't care. They can cease to exist and I still wouldn't care or mention them. So, stop crying. I'm just being snarky. Nothing personal, m'kay?3) Flying
Tomorrow I'm flying to California for Thanksgiving and I'm already nervous. You'd think someone who enjoys traveling as much as I do would be fine, or at least be used to it. But, nope. Still hate it. Of course, being a fan of the show Lost doesn't really help matters. Every little bump and I think the tail section is going to fly off into a mystical island.
4) Chatty Cathys
This moring at the Post Office the one man in front of me was there to TALK to the man helping him. He didn't have any business to conduct; didn't have any mail to send. He wanted to chat (and possibly sell something, although I can't be sure). There's a person at work that I dread asking a question because they never stop talking once you get them started. Now, I understand the joy found in chatting, I do. I'm a big fan. But, there's a time and a place for it and when people are busy/waiting in line/in a rush, then that is definitely NOT the time.

1 comment:

Kate said...

I like your snarky comments about the celebs- they are great! NEVER stop putting them on your blog. I look forward to them! I admit that I don't even know some of them and I still read them. This is your blog and you should be able to write whatever you want. Keep the celeb bashing- it's funny!!