Yesterday I caught Jeff Foxworthy on TV and was reminded of his "You Might Be A Redneck If...." jokes. After seeing some comical entries on Facebook, I thought I'd create my own list. And now, without any further adieu, I present:
You Might Be New To Facebook If....
You have two friends and one of them is your mother.
* You get poked and think someone’s trying to mess with you.
You post a greeting to someone using your status update (instead of their wall) for the entire world to see.
You get excited when the biggest nerd on earth that you knew in high school sends you a friend request, because that will increase your number of friends.
You take every quiz known to man and make a comment about all the results.
You love sending virtual drinks, virtual smiles, and virtual plants.
You have no idea what a wall is or why everyone keeps poking you.
You don’t know the difference between a News Feed and a Profile.
You don’t realize that updating your relationship status will be broadcast to everyone on earth and that any break-up will illicit a multitude of “I’m sorry” (read: you're a loser) posts on your wall.
* You don’t know why anyone would “like” anything. *
You have no idea that after you join you will become completely and totally obsessed with Facebook.