Saturday, October 24, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to Sunday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Dear Katy Perry: I'm fairly certain what you're wearing as a shirt is actually to be used as a scarf.
Dear Katie Holmes: We get it, you're miserable. You hate him. We know. Get out already!Dear TC: Who are you waving at? NO ONE is waving at you, you pompous ass.Dear Benicio: Why are you trying to break my heart? Are you trying to make it off my Top Three list? Why must you look like you've been on a week-long bender? Dear Alicia Keys: The last time I checked, you were not a superhero. Why are you dressing like one?

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