Dear Katie Holmes: We get it, you're miserable. You hate him. We know. Get out already!Dear TC: Who are you waving at? NO ONE is waving at you, you pompous ass.Dear Benicio: Why are you trying to break my heart? Are you trying to make it off my Top Three list? Why must you look like you've been on a week-long bender? Dear Alicia Keys: The last time I checked, you were not a superhero. Why are you dressing like one?