Saturday, October 24, 2009

An Open Letter to Brad Pitt

Dear B, I received a frantic phone call from McH today letting me know of your recent minor motorcycle accident. Sweetie, I told you to be careful when running away from those photographers. I know you were in a hurry to get to the airport and fly over to Utah to see me, but there's no rush. I'll still be here. In fact, now that you're injured, I'm thinking I should get myself down to California STAT so that I can be your nursemaid. Of course I'll be more than happy to do so. Just snap your fingers and I'll be right there. Please be more careful. See you soon. Love, Pinky Lovejoy

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