Sunday, August 2, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Monday Edition

Hello and welcome to Monday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Oh, Lindsay. Thank you for putting on pants....err,, what are you wearing exactly? Whatever it is, as always, it's classy.
Kelly, sweetie, please don't lick the anchorman. Put your tongue back in your mouth. You look ridiculous. Why does Jaime Pressley think it's 1920? Is she supposed to be some sort of flapper?
I don't know what's going on with Jennifer Aniston, but I can tell you she's EXCITED! Penelope Cruz is doing an excellent job of blending in with the red carpet. We can barely see you.

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