Thursday, August 20, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Hello and welcome to Friday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Dear Lindsay: Thank you for wearing shorts. However, black is not your color. It makes your legs look ridiculously white. Dear Renee: Is your dress made out of fruit roll ups?? Dear Madonna: Lace can be used for many things (such as a tablecloth or other decor), but it is not to be used as an entire skirt. Dear Beyonce: The one thing I do like about you is your hair. However, not when you style it like this (that is, looking like a drowned rat).
Dear Ashton: I never thought I would despise someone wearing pink, but you've managed to turn my stomach by wearing it. Oh, and you're in the LAX. One would think that shoes would be in order.

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