Dear FreeCreditReport.com Guy,
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I'm not sure if it's because your commercials have aired over 90,000 times since they began in 2007, or if I'm just lonely and easily swayed, but I must admit to having a bit of a crush. I love it when you sing those annoying little ditties that get in my head and I think you should come to my house and serenade me. My favorite part of every commercial is the end when you get a super sassy look on your face. I think I might love you a little bit. From what I've read, you're from Canada - would you like a Green Card marriage? I'd be more than happy to marry you and have lots of freecreditreport.com little babies.
I just wanted you to know that your future wife is waiting for you in Salt Lake City. I totally love your face.
Love,
Pinky Lovejoy (soon to be Pinky Lovejoy-FreeCreditReport.com)
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