Friday, August 14, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Dear Holly Madison.: I'm so sorry, my dear. I didn't know you were going to take the combination of your break-up with Hef and Kendra's wedding so hard. Are you actually wearing a tree? Poor thing.Dear Rachel McAdams: Your sternum is showing.Dear Justin Timberlake: Nice try, but you still do not look cool. You are a douchebag and look ridiculous in that hat.Dear Renee Zellweger: I don't care how tiny you are, you still need to wear clothes when appearing in public. I'm just saying.Dear Katie Holmes: My favorite look of yours? Wearing anything at all, as long as you're not being accessorized by the horrid TC.

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