Anyway, I just wanted to let everyone know that no, I was not hit by Gary Coleman's car. I'm fine (well, as much as one can be while dealing with all the CL craziness going on).
Monday, September 8, 2008
Never Fear, Gary Coleman DID NOT Hit Me With His Car
My cute boys in Florida left me a voicemail yesterday to see if perhaps Gary Coleman had hit me with his car. Did you hear about this? Apparently Mr. Coleman lost his shizz on Friday night and hit a guy (who wanted his picture - the horror!) with his car. Now, this doesn't surprise me at all, as I've had the "privilege" (she says, skeptically) of having a picture taken with the bitter and bitchy Gary Coleman. What a piece of work - and how disappointing, as I was a HUGE fan of Different Strokes as a child. "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis" was a phrase heard often in our house, as we all loved watching what shenanigans they'd find themselves in. When I saw him at Sundance last year, I was thrilled to *finally* get my picture with Arnold himself. Sadly, he was as rude as rude can be (although he did begrudgingly pose for the picture after much conjoling on my part - he actually said, "It's NEVER one more picture!" I wanted to say, "Um, you're a washed-up has-been who should be happy anyone wants your picture at all!!!" but I refrained).