I'm not sure if it's because your commercials have aired over 90,000 times since they began in 2007, or if I'm just lonely and easily swayed, but I must admit to having a bit of a crush. I love it when you sing those annoying little ditties that get in my head and I think you should come to my house and serenade me. My favorite part of every commercial is the end when you get a super sassy look on your face. I think I might love you a little bit. From what I've read, you're from Canada - would you like a Green Card marriage? I'd be more than happy to marry you and have lots of freecreditreport.com little babies.I just wanted you to know that your future wife is waiting for you in Salt Lake City. I totally love your face.
Love,
Pinky Lovejoy (soon to be Pinky Lovejoy-FreeCreditReport.com)
I was really lucky to run into him because it was like one o'clock in the morning. I was stoked! TV Land plays Roseanne all night every night (or maybe it just seems that way?), so I've been totally overdosing on Roseanne lately. Johnny Galecki's character, David, was always super cute. It was fun to meet him.
Oh, Kelli. You're so pretty.
Why is Mr. Douchebag trying to look like Aladdin? And why does Mrs. Douchebag look so small? I think he can carry her around in his pocket. Does that make her a pocket-sized douchebag?
Speaking of the Douchebag family, here we see Mrs. Douchebag's eldest daughter trying to dress herself up as anything other than Jay Leno in a dress. Nice try.
Will someone please tell Renee Zellweger that Lindsay Lohan would like her leggings back?
Suffice it to say that mixing my exhaustion with my current state of adjusting to the meds makes for one grumpy girl. Without going into too much detail, let's just say I'm glad I was with family this weekend because no one else could've tolerated my hijinx.
Well, at least Matthew Mc-con-a-hottie did us a favor and cut off the sleeves of his shirt. Now let's just take it one step further and take it all off! Love his mini-me son. Too cute.
It looks like Kelly Clarkson is asking for forgiveness for her wretched behavior to us in June. Hmmm. We'll think about forgiving you. Someday.
Is Katherine Heigl aware that she's got a small planet on the top of her head?
Brad Pitt better check his closet, because his hats are being stolen left and right. Today's offender? Jake Gyllenhaal.
My real reason for posting this picture is that, as we all know, my favorite celebrity baby is in the picture. Behold Shiloh Jolie-Pitt! Wielding a pink sword? Even better. Wait - is her mom in black? Shocking.
Debbi Morgan is apparently a huge fan of Gone with the Wind, or sheets, and low-flow showers. Why is her hair so flat?
Winsor Harmon is so bright and shiny. Does Elton John know he's been robbed?
So, the funniest part about the story was that I'd just been showing my Sundance pictures to my sister earlier in the day and asked if she recognized her. I explained my plight and said I was sure I'd see her eventually. When we went to a movie later, there she was. Finally! Mystery solved. Oh, and what did I recognize her from? Lars and the Real Girl (she played the real girlfriend). Of course!
On the way there, I stopped by my friend Katrina's house to see her and her adorable daughter. Katrina's been one of my best friends since we were in Junior High (in fact, she can tell you in detail about every relationship I've ever had....and that list is LONG, my friend) and we talk all the time. It was great to see her and Em. I can't believe how big Em's getting! So cute.
I made it to Kat's around 8ish and then got to my dad's by 9:30 or 10. After a delicious dinner of stroganoff and good company (with my dad, sister, and brother-in-law), I was more than ready to hit the sack. Stupid long drive.
I'm not particularly sure what Michelle Stafford is wearing, but I think it used to be related to Big Bird.
Did Sandra Bullock have some bizarre dream where she left the house naked and tried to put on the first thing she could find on the floor to cover up? What is that? I'm pretty sure she wasn't at a costume party....
Did Jessica Stroup rip off some Roman Gladiator for her dress? Or is it made up of gold coins?
Once again, I'm very concerned for Jenni Garth's (aka Kelly Taylor) offspring - especially the oldest one in glasses. Perhaps we should call Donna Martin for an emergency shopping session? She could do an entire make-over.