Monday, April 25, 2011

Celebrity Wrap Up - Wednesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Wednesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Hello, Ryan. Would you like to run away with me? You would? Fantastic. Meet you at nine.
Nothing like trying to look coy and innocent a day after marrying the man you had an affair with. Wait, what? Did I say that out loud? Crap.Is it Christmas already? Why is she wearing an outfit of red and green? Oh, Kelly. The more your body shrinks, the bigger your head looks. I'm just saying.I don't understand the fuss over this Paz de la Huerta person. Why doesn't she wear make-up? What's the allure? I saw her in person and she was just ick. Plus, now she's cozying up to my boyfriend Benicio? Back away from the Del Toro and no one gets hurt....

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