My dear, sweet Bradley, we must have a discussion about the state of your hair as of late. Let's just say...you could do better, my dear. Let me help.
Speaking of bad hair, was it really necessary to match Ronald McDonald red to her dress color?
The caption to this photo identified this creature as a puppy. Um, I'm not even sure it's a dog. A monkey? A gorilla?
Nice drapes, sweetie. Now where's your dress?
Nothing screams, "Please paparazzi, don't take my picture" like rocking a look like this. The only way she could attract MORE attention to herself would be Ronald McDonald red in her hair.