My Evil Plan is not Working

So, apparently my goal of numbing myself into oblivion via an array of various means is not working. I shouldn't be surprised - even my therapist said it was a terrible idea and would only prolong my overall bad feelings. Ugh. I hate when other people are right, especially when I think my plan is so fool-proof. On a different note, I've been listening to Dane Cook all day. He's so freaking funny. He kills me.