Monday, August 1, 2011

Celebrity Wrap Up - Wednesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Wednesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. I've never seen anyone happier to be sporting a turquoise bird's nest on her head. Bless her heart.
I'm so happy he shaved. But why don't they ever smile?
Miranda and Orly are just so good looking it's ridiculous. They've been blessed by the Gene Gods and will only spawn perfect, gorgeous children who will hopefully one day breed with the Jolie-Pitts to form a Superior Race.
Emma, I've told you once and I'll tell you again: Back away from my Chord and no one gets hurt.
Didn't Lady Gaga already do an egg?

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