Yesterday I received BREAKING NEWS email from E! News. Excitedly, I opened it up only to see this old, tired news: E! Breaking News: Marc Anthony Files for Divorce!
First of all, YAWN. This isn't news; it isn't breaking; it's not even interesting. Second of all, does it really need an exclamation point?!!? Were they kidding me with this? Finally, someone needs to school them on the meaning of BREAKING NEWS because this is definitely NOT it.