Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Hello and welcome to Friday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Yes, Zac, I will marry you. I will have your babies. Lots and lots and lots of babies (please please please make it so).
Oh, FINE, Ry, we can share. I'll have your babies, too. Or, you know, we can just practice at making a few. Will that work? Hold on a minute. She used to have jet black hair and now she looks like she's growing out a bad dye job on purpose? Huh?I'm pretty sure being famous doesn't protect your head when you crash. PUT YOUR HELMET ON, tough guy.
Oh, Miley. You can wear an Iron Maiden t-shirt until the cows come home, but it won't change the fact that you're a teen idol and your dad has an achy breaky heart. Nice try, though.

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