Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Wednesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Wednesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. The following things come to mind when viewing this picture of Katy Perry: Is that fabric sticky on her skin? Does it make a weird sound when it moves around? Does it bounce? Is it rubber? Does Betty Rubble know Katy stole her dress?
The crazy-pants walking stick notwithstanding, why does Ke$ha always look kinda dead in the eyes? Is it just me?Speaking of crazy pants....wait. What's that? Is Lindsay actually wearing shorts over her tights? It's a miracle. She still needs to wipe that scowl off her face...I can't wait for her face to freeze that way.Miley, please put those ill-fitting, too long leather pants back in your mother's closet and STOP with the peace signs already. We get it. You're hip. Whatever. Emmy Rossum needs to dial back the constant viewing of Flashdance; I think it's affecting her fashion sense.

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