Friday, June 18, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. This is Matt Bomar. Apparently he's on some White Collar show or something on USA. All I know is that my mom's told me half a dozen times that I'd swoon over him. Considering I just read he played for the other team, I think she nailed it. Of course I'd be attracted to him. If there's a gay man in a 100 mile radius of me, I'm attracted to him. Hey, Tom Brady - Justin Bieber called. He'd like his hairstyle back please.
Is it just me, or is Tori Spelling slowly morphing into Janice the Muppet?Well, I guess it's not as bad as it's been, but that's not really saying much. Nic, pull yourself together. Why are you trying to break my heart?
I would've paid a million dollars to see Daniel Radcliffe reach over and just start "motorboating" Katie's cleavage in the middle of presenting the award (you can't deny that he's the perfect height for it). That would've ruled.

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