And now we take a moment out of our busy schedules to peruse the gripping headlines provided to us by the hard-hitting journalism of people.com.
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Really? She's shocked? I'm fairly certain that she's the ONLY person on the planet that was surprised by this break-up. The only thing I'm surprised about is that this headline claims Vienna has a "pal."
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Well, obviously this marriage is for love and not anything else. I mean, just look at Prince Albert. He's one sexy beast.
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The fact that he's had not one, but TWO secret children out of wedlock isn't surprising at all. I mean, look at that bald head. He just oozes virility. And the fact that his bride-to-be is young enough to be his daughter isn't odd
at all. Wait a minute. Have they done a DNA test to be sure she's NOT his daughter?
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If you could hear my reaction to this statement, it'd be me making a coughing sound while saying the word "bullshit!" Oops. Did I say that out loud?
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