Thursday, December 3, 2009

Shame Shame Shame

Unless you've been living under a rock the past week, no doubt you've heard all about Tiger Woods' bizarre car accident and alleged affair. Um, really, Tiger? Have you seen your wife? She's hot. Heck, I'd probably change teams for her. What reason do you have to cheat? And that statement you made? Here it is, in case you forgot:
"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves."
Yeah, you look guiltier than OJ after they found his bloody glove. I'm just saying.

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