Monday, December 21, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Tuesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Tuesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Why, hello there. My name is Anthony Kiedis and, although I'm trying really, really hard to be super cool on my motorcycle, in reality I'm a complete douchebag. Can you imagine what the inside of Bai Ling's closet looks like? Does she have a closet? Perhaps she finds things in the trash or on the ground on her way to various events? That would certainly explain a lot.Why is Chloe Sevigny trying to rock the high-waisted Mom pants? Hmmm. Let me get this straight. It's a pantsuit, but the top looks like part of a Prom dress. Interesting to say the least.
You know, I used to be quite jealous of Patricia Arquette's luck at landing Thomas Jane. The operative word in that sentence is USED. Is he homeless, too? Does he live near Mickey Rourke?

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