They're aware that Miss Piggy is actually a fictional muppet right? I mean, really? Does she really care all that much about Tiger? I think not.Melissa, dear, we're incredibly happy for you after being dumped on live TV by Jason, but soul mate? Um, really? You do realize that if you get divorced this headline is going to look ridiculous, right?What kind of world do we live in where someone shopping for his wife is breaking news??? Am I missing something?