I am SO SO SO very excited to see you perform stand-up comedy tonight. I've been a fan of yours forever and Mr. Subliminal was one of my favorite characters on SNL. You are brilliant in Weeds and I just might worship you a teensy weensy bit. Please be nice to me tonight. Please be happy and willing to take a picture with me. Please be every bit as cordial and awesome as Norm MacDonald. If you're a big ol' meanie it just might break my little pink heart and it's already quite fragile.
Have a great show! I can't wait to see you.