Saturday, March 28, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Holy crap! Does Zac Efron read my blog? What else could account for his sudden interest in actually brushing his hair? I'm impressed! Well done, lad. Well done.Listen, Miley, if you're going to hang out around the house in your leisure clothes, that's great. But going out in public looking like you're sick with the flu isn't really the best idea (especially considering you're about to promote the Hannah Montana movie). Hmmm. Now, of course I can't be sure, but it appears that J. Lo's purse was made by someone possibly named Samantha??? Of course, I'm just guessing.Oh, no. Lindsay Lohan strikes again. Apparently Blake Lively forgot her pants.Is it just me, or does John Mayer look like a walking skeevy corpse who possibly has candy in his pocket for small children? At least he's not making his orgasm face.

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