Monday, March 30, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Monday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Poor little Suri - you can practically hear her cries for help: "Save me, Mom, from that scary little man dressed up in some Top Gun outfit! Why does he keep calling me Princess? Make him go away!!!"Gee, I wonder why Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer? What could it possibly have been?Um, Queen Latifah? Hi. Happy birthday. It's nice to see you're aging nicely and doing well. However, I'd like to direct your attention to your cake, which clearly states you're now 39. Did you see that? 39 NOT 14. Perhaps you might want to rethink your outfit? I'm just saying.Since when is it appropriate to wear torn and ripped jeans to an awards ceremony? Cameron Diaz is slipping.And now modeling all the rage of prison wear, I present J. Lo.

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