Thursday, July 24, 2014

Oh, The Horror (Part Two)

I found a few extra pics to show you how amazing our night was when Keith judged a beauty pageant. Luckily, I got to sit right next to him at the judge's table (and only had to stifle laughter a few dozen times).
Clearly, they're not rocket scientists.
The girl we were totally rooting for is shown above wearing a "Poland" sash (third from the right). We loved her. We voted for her and all her glory. She even rocked a hysterectomy scar during the bathing suit competition. Kudos to her. For some reason, our votes didn't seem to count.
Not surprisingly (from the group of VIP patrons in the front rows rooting for her), this Elvira-wannabe won. Again, we didn't vote for her. Obviously, the whole thing was rigged. Had we known that, we would've stayed home.
We're still not sure this was actually a girl.
Further evidence.
Other than Poland, our second favorite was this girl above (second from left - the tallest in the picture). She was amazing. She took first runner up, but she totally should've won. She was robbed!

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