Saturday, May 3, 2014

Celebrity Wrap Up - Monday Edition

Hello and welcome to Monday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Dear Bradley: Please take the Bulk-Up vitamins back to GNC before you 'roid out on someone.
Dear Mel B: Why does your shirt have a side ponytail??
Dear Billy Cyrus: It would behoove my achy-breaky heart if you'd just disappear.
Dear Mariah and Nick: Seriously? You're making your daughter wear a shirt with your face on it that says, "My Mommy?" I have no words.
Dear Jake: I'm pretty sure they've already filmed The Shining, so you can stop looking like a crazy person anytime now.

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