Friday, December 4, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Poor Jessica Simpson. Apparently she was sitting at home with her hair in a sloppy ponytail and relaxing in her purple Snuggie when she was suddenly whisked out of her house and forced to shop in front of the cameras. Hey Meredith - I don't really care if you like boys or girls.....but you should really try to stay out of the sun. You're giving George Hamilton a run for his money. Yikes. Well, hello, Jude Law. You are delicious. Yes, I would love to run away with you. Thank you for holding open the door for me. I'll be right there.Kate Bosworth is really depressed because she just realized she's got two different colored eyes.Nothing like being subtle, Rihanna.

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