Dear Johnny Depp: More scarves? Really?
Dear Becks: We're totally fine with the messed up hairdo. Please never try to comb your hair again thankyouverymuch.
Dear Katy Perry: A mustache is not necessary. Ever.
Dear Brangelina: There are other colors in the world besides black and white. Look into them. Also, why are you promoting The Tourist everywhere in the world BUT Los Angeles? What gives?
Dear Nicole Kidman: May I suggest some facial powder and lots of it?