Thursday, January 8, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Thursday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Dear Drew Barrymore: Please wipe that smug look off your face, as you do not look cute and spry as I fear you believe. You look like a rat's nest took up residence in your dirty hair. And the 80's look? Not feeling it.Dear Hilary Duff: Is it necessary to go through Lindsay's closet and borrow her leggings? Don't you have enough clothes of your own?Dear Kate Hudson: Thank you for showing us a practical use for all that pesky leftover tinsel and ribbon from the holidays.Dear Penelope Cruz: I have two things to say to you. One, you've apparently forgotten your bra. And two, thank you for falling into the Cha Cha Cha category. There's been a lot of you lately.Dear Kate Moss: Really? Acid washed skinny jeans? Are you serious? She's wanding you because you're an offense to fashion everywhere.

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