Hello and welcome to Wednesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
No, no, a thousand times no.
It's like that dress comes with its own little sidecar.
David Beckham wearing glasses? YES, please.
Another day, another dress with wild scissor marks in it. I don't get it, Rooney. Why are you lashing out at your clothes?
The world can always use a little more Josh Hartnett. He's just delightful.