Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Wednesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Wednesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Natalie Portman seems to be saying, "I'm here, I'm dressed up in this fairy costume, what more do you want from me?"
How could Tiger Woods cheat on this? She's gorgeous and TOUGH! Chasing him down with a golf club? Kinda brilliant. I just don't get it. She deserves some sort of award.Do my eyes deceive me? Is Keanu Reeves NOT wearing a t-shirt and dress jacket? Miracles never cease.Does Billy Ray Cyrus think he's in this movie? Why is he posing next to the poster as though he were Jackie Chan?
Somewhere out there, Amber Valleta's twelve-year-old sister is naked.

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