Welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Lindsay Lohan has moved on from leggings to some sort of riding crops. I'm not a fan. Thankfully she's with her ever-present best accessory - her surly girlfriend Sam. Why does she always look as ugly as possible? It must be some sort of skill.
Victoria Beckham must be having some money issues because she's been borrowing clothes all over town. She grabbed her hair tie from a shower, the dog-as-a-jacket from Mary-Kate, the see-through top from Madonna, the leather (pleather?) pants from Olivia Newton-John on the set of
Grease, and the sunglasses from Nicole Richie. Hard times, Posh.
The good news is that if Jessica Simpson were ever involved with a plane crash, at least she's got her own flotation devices.
Why is Jennifer Love-Hewitt wearing a blanket as a parka? I'm all for the Snuggly (a new blanket with sleeves which is all the rave), but this is NOT the same. And carrying her Louis Vuitton bag only makes her look more ridiculous.
When did Elisabeth Hasselbeck turn 100? Man, she looks like death warmed over. Somewhere, Rosie O'Donnell is smiling.
Do you think Lindsay is aware we can see her bra? 
No, Kellie Pickler did not decide to go out dressed up as a clown. Sadly, her make-up artist went a little crazy with the white powder. Yikes.
Oh, no. Miley Cyrus appears to have the same hairdresser as SJP (read: no hairdresser and very messy hair). At least she's got cute dogs on her pants. Wait, why is that better?
I love that J.Lo's son is looking at her like, "Are you serious with that dress? What is it supposed to be anyway?"
Katherine McPhee is some sort of delusional because she thinks the black and white pattern on her dress is just whimsical and not, as evidenced by the picture above, just a COW rip-off. Come on.
I saw Isabella in the audience of a movie last year and couldn't resist asking for a picture. I don't think she was thrilled, but she did acccomodate my request (and, really, isn't that all that matters?). :) Of course I told her I loved her on Friends.
Finally I asked for a picture because I figured it couldn't hurt (shameless, I know) and then did some research on him. Who is this, you ask? Look closely. His name is Zach Woods and he was the bully on A Christmas Story (about a million years ago). Too funny.
Holy crap. Someone appears to love Pink Day even more than I do (although, I think she *might* be taking it a step too far).
Um, Rudy Huxtable, I think I speak for everyone when I say NO ONE wants to see you flash that much leg. Seriously. Cover yourself up or else Bill Cosby is going to throw a blanket over you.
I thought Gwyneth Paltrow was supposed to be some style icon? I'm fairly certain I saw that dress at Pic-n-Save last week and the necklace was from a bubblegum machine. Nice breastplate.
Isn't there some sort of fashion rule that says if your belt hangs lower than your teeny tiny pants, you need to change? Amanda Bynes, pull it together.
How did Jennifer Hudson appear in the Sex and the City movie and still be clueless when it comes to fashion? Blue shoes? Blue shoes? Paired with a dinner napkin and shiny alien shield? Hmmmm.
You see, Heidi, Hiba, and I (being the masters of celebrity finders that we are) spotted him at the front of a mass of people, but as he's still pretty up and coming, no one recognized him (this is a frequent incident with me, as we discussed with the Jason Isaacs picture). Well, I walked right up to him and asked for a picture, which he was nice enough to take with me. After that, Hiba took one with him and then maybe Heidi (or she might have been somewhere else). Well, that's all it took - the entire mob jumped all over pictures with him. Hiba made a comment about how we do this everywhere we go and at that exact moment Hugh looked right at me and said, "Look what you started" or something to that effect. Too funny. But, really, I couldn't help it! It is Hugh Dancy, after all. He's scrumptious. :)
Is Ashton "Douchebag" Kutcher actually wearing an ascot around his neck, a la Hugh Hefner? I'm going on the record right now and say no one (not even Hef) can pull that off. It just makes him look like even more of a douchebag (which I didn't know was possible). 
I don't know why, but Halle Berry's dress looks like something made on Gilligan's Island. I'm surprised the breast area wasn't made out of coconuts, since the rest of it looks like it's made from shells.
I can't decide which is more gay - Mickey Rourke's princess wave, the powder blue jacket, or the itty bitty dog. Wow. I'm speechless.
I was a big fan of Nia Peebles in Fame (about a 100 years ago), but I'm not sure if I'm feeling this Barbie Party Dress, despite its beautiful color. I'll bet those straps leave a mark.
Is Mary-Kate Olsen wearing a jacket made out of a dog? She's a walking PETA nightmare. Nice hair, though.
