Thursday, July 8, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Wednesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Wednesday's belated edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. I'm not sure who let this guy onto the red carpet, but I think he's running late for his shift at Long John Silvers. Either that, or as a gondola guide at the Venetian.Does the world realize that Grace Jones was the original Lady Gaga? Look at her, 40 years later, still rocking the ridiculous outfits and facial expressions. A cymbal on her head? Oh, Grace.Why does Britney's head look like it was transposed onto this body? It's like someone was playing with paper dolls or something.Other than Mr. T, only Jared Leto can rock a mowhawk. It doesn't matter what color it is - pink, yellow, black - that boy is delish.Unfortunately, the same cannot be said of Cameron Diaz. Exactly what is that shirt she's wearing? If I wear some special glasses will I see shapes?

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