Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Tuesday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Why do celebrities hold their stomachs when they're only one second preggers? Is it to demonstrate that they're not fat, just with child?
Cameron, it was very nice of you to offer to take Lindsay's place of not wearing any pants while she's in jail, but I think we'd be happier if you put on some clothes.
Do you think Angelina Jolie was a big fan of The United Colors of Benetton? Her family is like a walking ad.
Speaking of clothes, I think Blake Lively's shirt is trying to make a break for it. She's like thisclose from having a nipple pop out.
Thank you, Ali Larter, for not having to put your hand on your pregnant stomach. While you're at it, could you please teach Milla how to dress? Thanks.

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