Dear Naomi Watts: You are in New York City. On a street. That is NO place to go barefoot. Didn't Britney Spears teach you anything?
Dear Jessica Simpson: Please get a stylist soon. I can't bear to watch this travesty go on much longer. 
Dear Matthew Mc-con-a-hottie: If you must wear clothes, please wear suits and ties all the time. Yum.
Dear Ryan Seacrest: Your beard is showing. 
Dear Zac Efron: Hold on a minute. I can't speak. Drooling too much.....Oh, crap. What was I saying?
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