Thursday, July 15, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Hello and welcome to Friday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Dear Naomi Watts: You are in New York City. On a street. That is NO place to go barefoot. Didn't Britney Spears teach you anything?
Dear Jessica Simpson: Please get a stylist soon. I can't bear to watch this travesty go on much longer. Dear Matthew Mc-con-a-hottie: If you must wear clothes, please wear suits and ties all the time. Yum.Dear Ryan Seacrest: Your beard is showing.
Dear Zac Efron: Hold on a minute. I can't speak. Drooling too much.....Oh, crap. What was I saying?

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