Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Wednesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Wednesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. Would it kill Kristen Stewart to smile once in awhile? I'm thinking she should just not go out in public if she hates it that much. And why is her chest as flat as a board?
Holy hell, that is one terrible hairstyle. Did the low-flow break on your shower, Robert? Fix yourself.You know how they say couples start to resemble each other the longer they've been together? How long has Michael Douglas been 110? Because Catherine Zeta-Jones is looking pretty rough.Speaking of old, exactly how long has Friends been off the air? I didn't think it'd been 50 years, but maybe I'm wrong.
Desperado, thy name is Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Your hairstyle gives me shingles.

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