You know you're not having a good day when the Oompa-Loompas look better than you. And those things terrify the crap outta me.
Is Renee Zellweger (lucky bitch) trying to smuggle some bags of nuts in her sleeves?
Isn't it bad enough that we have to see Michael Phelps' (insert expletive here) face 24/7 during the summer Olympics? Why does he have to make an appearance at the winter ones, as well?
I don't know why, but something about Scarlett Johanssen bugs me to death. Is that an "r" on her glasses? I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Seth Myers seems like the coolest guy. I'm pretty sure if we met we'd be instant BFFs. He could bring over his bag of whatever to the Pink Palace whenever he'd like. I'm cool like that.
I don't know why, but something about Scarlett Johanssen bugs me to death. Is that an "r" on her glasses? I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Seth Myers seems like the coolest guy. I'm pretty sure if we met we'd be instant BFFs. He could bring over his bag of whatever to the Pink Palace whenever he'd like. I'm cool like that.
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