Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Let The Drama Begin...

So, how many of you turned into the season premiere of The Bachelorette the other night? I'm so excited for this season! As you know, Ali was my favorite on last season's Bachelor, so I'm thrilled she gets another chance. The only problem is that impatient me wanted to know what all the drama is going to be, so I *may* have read the spoilers on Reality Steve's website today. Fail. Don't get me wrong, I'll still watch it every week. But now I know who the Final Two are and all about the THREE scandals going on. Phew. Let's take a gander at some of the men, shall we? In no particular order, we had The Outdoorsman who, quite frankly, looked a bit like a caveman. I wasn't shocked at all that he didn't get a rose.
Um, how did this guy get in? He looks like the class bully or something. And he's already being a tattle tale. Fail.
Kirk made Ali a scrapbook all about his life. Sweet. A little gag inducing, but cute all the same.
Oh, Kasey. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY'S VOICE?!?! Is he deaf? Not like there's anything wrong with that, but I didn't see any hearing aids and he sure as heck sounds like a deaf person talking. Oh, he bugs like no other. He makes me throw up in my mouth.I loved that this guy made her a little heart necklace. Super sweet. He won't last long.Hello, ears. How did this guy even make the cut? You know if he hadn't busted out this hokey, albeit kinda cute, song he'd be history.And now for this season's villain, we have Rated R. Yeah, that's his name. He was trying to get us to believe he was sincere by saying he was a grandma's boy. Whatever, douchebag. You are lame lame lame.Oh, Roberto, I love you so. Is this the first time there's ever been a sexy ethnic guy on here that made it past the first Rose Ceremony? He's quite delicious. Did anyone else notice that there were hardly any blonde guys? Were they trying to do anything different from Ken Doll, Jake?Congratulations to Shooter, who not only embarrassed himself, but looked even more ridiculous that "opening up" to her didn't work. Dude, you told her you're called Shooter because you PREMATURELY EJACULATE. Seriously. You said that. You idiot. I'm glad you're gone.Is it just me or does this guy look like some sort of animal killer? I don't even remember seeing him.Ick, the Weatherman. Cheesiest. Person. Ever. Gag.
How did toupee guy make it anothe round? He looks like he came from the '70s.Frank. Sigh. He's my favorite. Sadly, I read what his scandal is and now my crush is no more. :(But he's such a cutie! Plus, we all know I can't resist a guy in glasses. I love nerdy boys.This guy was really cool. I like that he didn't use his dead mother as a trick to get Ali to pick him. He's going to go far.
This season is going to be good! How stressful to be Ali, though, and have to entertain all those cute (I use this term loosely) boys. Good luck, miss!

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