Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Thirty Guys? Yee-haw!

Wow, Jillian (this season's Bachelorette) certainly has her pick of the litter, doesn't she? I watched last night's episode with a smile on my face, as those boys are certainly entertaining. Of course, I did notice the word "cool" being used far too much (as well as awesome and wicked), but no matter. And did someone really call her "Hot Tub Harris?" I'm pretty sure he didn't make the cut (nor should he - that's just plain rude!!!). Here are a few observations:

Jake, the pilot, is tied with Wes in my mind for #1 pick. I love him. In fact, if Jillian decides to pitch either one, I think she should send them my way.Hello Wes, you guitar playing fool. Oooh, yum. What girl doesn't love being serenaded? Mark me down for a yes.OK, so I wasn't entirely impressed with Jesse, but my friend Pants knows him personally and gave me some inside scoop. If you'd like to know just how far he gets, let me know. I've got insider info!Um, this feet-loving guy, Tanner, has got to go. He was just creeping me out beyond belief with the feet thing. Sure, whatever, people have fetishes, but come on. They should've showed that footage (pun intended) to Jillian before she passed out the roses.Did this guy really use the expression, "Come on, let's hug it out" not once, but twice? Yikes. And is it just me, or does he resemble Jason WAY too much? I'm glad he's gone.Idaho boy sure got his panties in a wad about not being picked. Liked she would've picked him anyway, come on. Ten guys were going and he was always on the way out.Likewise, why was Frankenstein so shocked? Who would love that forehead? Oops, sorry. Did I say that out loud?

1 comment:

Meg Rogers said...

Ah Pinky, your bachelorette comments are the BEST! Please blog every week. I want the insider info please. Looks like maybe we will get some from Andrew as well. That would be cool.