Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Wednesday Edition

Hello and welcome to Wednesday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Oh, Drew. Really? USE A BRUSH. Please. I'm begging you.Once again, Snoop Dogg shows us why wax figurines terrify me to death. Does that even look like him? Like fo' rizzle?Why is Reese Witherspoon dressed for a safari? Is there some big game hunt going on in LA that I'm not aware of? Let me just say that if I were casually grocery shopping and happened to run into Brad and Angelina's family walking down an aisle holding some Grape Nuts, I would probably faint on the spot (immediately after squealing like a five-year-old ninny girl).What exactly is wrong with Andre Balaz's face? It looks as though Uma may have hit him with a frying pan. Look at her - she can't even look at his weird, freaky smashed face.

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