Monday, April 13, 2009

Celebrity Wrap Up - Monday Edition

Hello and welcome to today's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.Oh, no. Jessica Simpson seems to have forgotten her pants again. Where are the Pants Police when you need them?How stinking cute is Harlow Madden? I just want to squish her cheeks and kiss that adorable little face.Do you remember when there was that cult in Rancho Something near San Diego where all the cult members wore all-white with tennis shoes and then drank some kool-aid in a mass suicide? Hmm, I wonder why I bring this up? Ashton, once again, you look like a total douchebag. Why does Jill Hennessey look so annoyed? Shouldn't she just be happy anyone wants to take her picture? And why is she wearing an Indian dream catcher as a necklace?I certainly hope Nicki Hilton's dress was inspired by a peacock; otherwise she'd just look ridiculous.

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