

Were they supposed to be wearing costumes? Hoda looks like a werewolf and Kathy Lee just looks....ugh. Didn't she used to be attractive? What happened?
They must have someone new working on wax figures because the last few have been even worse than usual. Has Taylor Swift ever worn her hair like that? Even I would know to at least curl that wig. Sheesh.
Just as Halle Berry is sucking the hotness out of her man, I'm afraid all of the babymaking (all those daughters) is somehow sucking the hotness out of Matt Damon. Why does he suddenly look like an old man?
Did she buy this dress from Old Ladies R Us? I think it's the worst fitting dress I've ever seen.
Look at us! We're so happy! We're not clasping hands in an awkward way (a la TC) at all! See? We're solid! The rumors don't affect us at all!Location:Blog Press
The best part about it (well, aside from it being adorable) is that instead of always trying to find parking, I could just put it in my pocket when I'm not driving around. :)
Unfortunately, instead of looking at the camera, he decided to look into Timbucktoo. Was he as dreamy in person? Yes. Was he sexy? Yes. Was he incredibly nice as I'd heard? Um, debatable. But, you know, at least I got a picture (and an autograph on a picture he didn't like - more on that later), right? I need to stop obsessing that it's not perfect. I'm sure I'll see him again...and if I don't, my life isn't going to end. Luckily I didn't blurt out that his face was on my wall when I was 12. See, I can hold it together...well, sometimes. :)
There I was, sitting at the computer around 11 p.m., when I heard some people arguing and the voices getting louder. Suddenly the lady started shouting, "Someone help us! He's been stabbed!" I froze. What do you do? Other than the police, who do you call? What if there are bad people out there and then they stab you? I didn't even know if I should call the police because I didn't want retrobution. What is wrong with me? I'm horrified by my lack of action. Luckily I heard my neighbor run down the stairs and out to help, so I felt better. Shortly thereafter the cops and firemen came, as well, so it all worked out, but still. I guess someone did get stabbed down the street (side note: I live in a nice area by the beach, so it's not like there are gangs or anything around. I think it was a fluke).
In other news that sucks, my dad has a really bad cold and now it seems to have been given back to me. In a classic chicken-and-the-egg scenario, did I give him the cold originally, or did he get it and give it back to me? I guess we'll never know. In the meantime, let's hope mine doesn't advance to the stage of suckiness his is at.
WTF are those sleeves? Let's hope this fashion disaster never catches on because that's just rough.
Yikes. Is that Dweeber hair? Why is Tom Brady trying to grow out his hair? He was perfectly hot in his sexy short hair. This hair is a world of no.
Speaking of a world of no, I think there's a Christmas tree missing a tree skirt.
Exactly how many items of clothing is Charlotte Church wearing? And how many would she have to remove for this outfit to be saveable?
Dear Rudest Man Alive,
While I understand talking during a movie to a point, you took it to a whole new level last night. When not talking loudly with the girl next to you (and subsequently blocking my view), you somehow thought signing (as though you were deaf) would be less annoying than your talking. Um, you were wrong. Signing during the entire movie when I know neither of you were deaf was INCREDIBLY annoying. Oh, and laughing like a hyena at a movie that had zero humor in it wasn't really cool either. I really wish I could've punched you in the face because, trust me, you deserved it. Next time, stay out in the lobby and gab. Save the rest of us your annoying presence.
I hate you,
Pinky Lovejoy
Last night she scored us tickets to the premiere of Ryan Kwanten's new movie called Red Hill, so we made a night of it - dinner, the movie, and then I introduced her to Pinkberry. It was a great night!
As you see in the picture below, we were in the middle of the collectors when Ryan got out of his car. Lynn is the one talking to Ryan and I'm behind her with my head down (checking my picture).
Thankfully, Halle Berry left her man at home as to prevent a further decrease in his hotness.
Knowing Lady Gaga, underneath that jacket, she's naked. Is she always trying to be a Trekkie?
I know we already discussed Julianne's dress, but I love how Mark Ruffallo looks like a little kid in his wrinkled suit. He's just so adorable.
I'll bet Pamela Anderson's closet contains white beater t-shirts, Ugg boots, and the most hideous dresses known to man (as evidenced here) because, after all, she'd rather go naked.
Did a shark take a bite out of the side of this dress?
Dear Extra TV,
I just wanted to let you know how disappointed I am in your whole set-up you've got at The Grove with Mario Lopez (who, last I checked, was NOT the President of the United States, or the only person to ever have a child).
First of all, it's being pitched as a fan friendly zone. However, instead of letting fans do anything more than gaze upon celebs, your douchebag security acts like a bunch of jerks EVERY SINGLE DAY. Seriously, aside from Nancy Cartright, I've never been treated so poorly in my life (perhaps they're related?).
Second of all, if you want to rush the celebs off and block them from pictures, fine, but don't allow the ONLY pictures to be taken to be ones with your staff. Yes, I understand that working on the show would have some inside perks, but doing it out in front of all the people you're blocking from and only doing special things for YOUR STAFF is really, really unprofessional and gross. Do what you want, but have some dignity and do it behind closed doors.
Finally, if a fan asks Mario for a picture, don't tell them not to look at him, touch him, or talk to him. He's not the President - he was some shmuck from Saved by the Bell. And if his baby must come to the show every day, keep it away from the crowd. She's going to get sick.
That is all. Your show was good in theory, but in reality you've hired a bunch of tools.
Unsincerely yours,
Pinky Lovejoy
I was so excited to meet Ryan Kwanten last night. I wasn't sure how he'd be, but he was unexpectantly lovely in person. Plus, he's got an amazing accent. Who wouldn't love that? When I asked him for the picture, I was like, "We can do it really fast." His response? "Or slow, that's OK, too." *Swoon* I love not feeling rushed. :)