I snapped this from my Taco Bell cup yesterday. Apparently, according to Taco Bell, the definition of living a VIP life is being able to place your Taco Bell order via your phone so that it's ready when you get there.
Seriously, Taco Bell? Never will I be so busy that I have to resort to placing my Taco Bell order in advance. And even if I did, I wouldn't consider it to mean I'm a VIP. Come on.