Monday, February 25, 2013

Oscar Recap - Part 2

Now, where were we again? And can someone explain why so many awards are handed out? Seriously, they just present the five main ones and be done with it. The rest are excruciating!
I heard on the radio this morning that the producers of last night's telecast were the same people who produced Chicago. Well, that explains why half the show it seemed was made up of Chicago crap. On a different note...that white dress wasn't doing Queen any favors. What happened to Renee's face? Do people even really need to ask her who she's wearing? I'm not even into fashion and I know the answer is always going to be Caroline Herrera.
Why is she still hanging around? I figured she'd be gone and out of the spotlight by now, but, sadly, she's still annoyingly here. Ugh.
Who kidnapped Kristen Stewart, threw her onstage in a dress and demanded she present? Did they beat her up first and cause that bruise? Why didn't she brush her hair? Why was she even invited? Even Daniel was like, "Yeah, I don't know what's going on with her hair either."
Hugh's beard wife wore PANTS to the ceremony. PANTS!!! I think women who wear pants to the Oscars should be sent home to change.
Did anyone see Rebecca's eyes on the red carpet while Daniel was being interviewed? Is there something wrong with her eyes? At one point it seriously looked like she was rolling her eyes while he spoke.
There was no logical explanation for Jen to even be at the awards. Loved the dress, though.
Loved Jennifer's dress, too. It's unfortunate that it attacked her as she walked onstage.
Nicole looked amazing. And look how sweetly she's looking at Keith! Take that, TC.

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