Friday, February 22, 2013

Celebrity Wrap Up - Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to Sunday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Miranda, sweetie, you're so pretty, my dear, but that dress looks like a torture device.
Wahoo! Nicely done, Jess. Your shirt isn't too low, you're not touching your growing baby bump, and you look super purty. I'm impressed.
I love that Johnny Depp can walk around looking homeless and no one even bats an eye.
Oh, no. Not the open mouth pose AGAIN. It's getting tired, girl. Close it.
Here's the conversation I imagine they had immediately before this was taken, "Strike the toughest pose you have - are you going to give your 'Blue Steel'? Do it, I dare you."

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