Saturday, March 20, 2010

Celebrity Wrap Up - Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to Sunday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up. I don't know about you, but if I'd just been caught having an affair with some skank and wanted to woo my superstar wife, wearing sexy overalls would be my very first move, too.
Do you think Lady Gaga has really bad acne or something? What's with all the veils? At least her hair is showing school spirit for my alma mater. Go Warriors!Yikes, someone needs to tell Salt -n- Pepa that it's 2010 and time has not been kind to them. Please dress your age, ladies. What the hell happened to Ben Stiller's head? Is it growing exponentially, or is he just morphing into a '70s porn star?
The always dreamy Michael Vartan just got engaged to a woman he met in the parking lot of Whole Foods in LA last year. Mental note: Start hanging around parking lots of Whole Food stores.

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