Friday, June 27, 2014

Celebrity Wrap Up - Sunday Edition

Hello and welcome to Sunday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Fingers crossed that this is from some sort of flashback episode from the '80s. Because "Marnie" would never dress like that in present day (would she?!?!). 
 Oh, Rose. I feel like you could do so much better.
Cameron, sweetie, let's go up a size or two, m'kay? I can practically see your navel.
I realize she's a she and I'm sure she's talented and all (considering all the love for Orange is the New Black), but I can't help feeling like she'd make an excellent tranny. Is that wrong? No offense meant, of course.
Those might be the ugliest pants I've ever seen.

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Top Five LOL Animals of the Day

Happy Eight Month Anniversary

Happy Eight Month Anniversary to my sweet husband, Keith.
Although it's probably silly to still celebrate a month-iversary, I still think it's fun.
Love you, babe! Happy happy!

Pinky's Fandance - Roseanne

This picture makes me laugh because it looks like we're on a rollercoaster together. 
Roseanne Barr Arnold is adorable no matter how you slice it. I've met her once before and she's always really cool to fans. Plus, she's so tiny! It's shocking how small she is.

Bike to Work

We live so close now that I can actually ride my bike to work. So far I hadn't (due to not having air in my tires, not having a bike lock, and the weather...), but we finally filled up the air in my tires and I rode to work today!
Mainly the reason is so that I can go home at lunch and check on Sammy. When I rode away today, he ran after me. So sweet.
I even have the dorky helmet to wear. Snooze.
We'll see how it goes after lunch. I'm sure I'll be a sweaty mess. I'm just not used to biking (especially with my purse and in work clothes). 
I should have taken a picture of my actual bike, but this will do for now. You get the picture, right?

Celebrity Wrap Up - Saturday Edition

Hello and welcome to Saturday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Her outfit is horrid, but at least she looks really happy to be on the red carpet. Oh, wait.....
Whoever designed that dress should be shot. Yikes.
Speaking of things that make no sense, why is there a creepy crawly thing running down her dress?
Nice top hat (she says, sarcastically). The crack in the sidewalk almost made him look like he was using a cane. Perhaps he's trying to be the Monopoly guy?
Cute PJs. Probably should've left those at home, though. Wearing heels doesn't magically turn them into clothes.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Top Five LOL Cats of the Day

This Is So True

Pinky's Fandance - Eric Dane (aka McSteamy!!!)

I've wanted to meet Eric Dane for what feels like forever. As you probably know, he played the illustrious and sexy "McSteamy" on my favorite show, Grey's Anatomy, and is one of the few cast members I had yet to meet. Despite his not being on the show anymore, I still really wanted to meet him. If you have "McDreamy," you've gotta have "McSteamy!"
The funny part about it was that I had a dream about Eric and his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, the other night. Nothing weird, just that we were at an event and I was finally able to meet them (yes, I dream about meeting celebs - don't judge me).
A few days later I saw that he was going to be on a local talk show and figured it was kismet - I had to try and meet him! Eric was super nice and as you can tell by my insane smile, I was pretty excited to get my picture with him.
This is him arriving to the show and ignoring us. Look at me pleading in the background (pathetic).

Sammy Settling In

Yesterday was a much better day for our little fur baby, Sammy Rhodes. No more destroying of the door, which is a good sign (not that he could anyway, considering it's metal now, but you never know....). 
We even took him out on the town to try and meet some talk show guests. He had a great time.
Here we are chilling at the show, waiting for the guests to leave. Obviously we lead a glamorous life. Ha!

Celebrity Wrap Up - Friday Edition

Hello and welcome to Friday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Why do her pants (shoes???) have tassles? So gross.
Speaking of gross, is Vanessa really trying to pull off a blonde ponytail with her dark hair. Blech.
Wow. Madonna's daughter is stunning!
Hugh Jackman is virtually unrecognizable. Is he trying to be a villain?
What makes this picture even more hysterical is the fact that he was on his way into some sort of fashion event. Do you think they let him stay???

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Top Five FAILS of the Day

This Is How I Feel Today

The move has really taken a toll on me. Not only was it a hard move, but facing the rest of the unpacking, getting our dog to adjust, and figuring everything out just feels, well, overwhelming right now. I'm not trying to be a baby about it, I'm just wiped out.
Of course, the allergy attack / migraine I've had all weekend isn't helping matters at all. I. Am. Tired. And I can't find any of my clothes. I even bought new ones the other day and hate them all, so now I have to take them back (ANOTHER chore, yay!). Oh, and my wedding ring broke. So, that's fun. On the plus side, we have our own place and we're super close to my work, so that's good, right? Just tell m that everything is going to be OK. :)

Pinky's Fandance - Alexandra Krosney

This was one of the strangest "spots" I've ever had, as I recognized Alexandra strictly from her voice as she walked behind me. Even when I saw her and got a pic, I couldn't quite place how I knew her until later - and then I was frustrated!
You see, Alexandra played the oldest daughter, Kristin, on Tim Allen's TV series Last Man Standing (where he has three girls). She was great on the show, but in the second season, suddenly, without warning, they replaced her with another actress who just wasn't the same. Nowhere could I find why they made the switch, so if I'd known it was her at the time, I would've asked her! DRAT!

Dog of Destruction

Yesterday was our first day leaving Sammy alone in the new digs while we went to work. I'd like to say it was a smooth transition with no major issues, but, sadly, that would be a lie. 
When we first left, we heard him clawing at the door, so we set up a barricade with boxes. Apparently, our efforts failed miserably. When I came home to check on him at lunch, this is what I found.
He didn't just chew on or around the door, he went THROUGH it! Granted, it was a hollow, frail door, but still. He must've lost his little mind. Look at all those freaking wood pieces!
To fix it, we did a Home Depot run and my handy husband installed some metal kickplates to prevent it from happening again. Hopefully it did the trick. I guess I'll know for sure when I check on Sammy at lunch. Fingers crossed he's quietly sleeping on a bed or watching Animal Planet.

Celebrity Wrap Up - Thursday Edition

Hello and welcome to Thursday's edition of Celebrity Wrap Up.
Just be naked. Take off those ridiculous flowers and JUST be naked.
Girl, I know you're on a soap opera and everything, but this just feels a bit over the top. Just a smidge.
Dear God, is she wearing "formal" shorts to a premiere? Please make it stop.
After the awards show, she had to go do some ice skating routine while dancing the flamenco.
Oooh, so shiny.